Howden House
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Howden House you're a living hell to me
with your lies and lack of decency
providing daily facades as you act all fucking hard
with your third Reich ideology

Howden House you just fuck with peoples' lives
your smiles provide a cover for the knives
that you turn in peoples' backs as you distort all the facts
when folks are only trying to survive

Howden House your job is there to serve
don't know where you get the fucking nerve
you're having a laugh! your signs say don't abuse the staff
but one day they'll get what they deserve

Liberata why aren't you liberating
too busy with your procrastinating
Why not let out a loud cough? your balls will hopefully drop off
and put an end to all your masturbating

Howden House you should really be condemned
and your regime brought to a swift end
I'd do it myself and blame it on my mental health
but first I'll have a word with my friend